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Sunday, March 2, 2025

Church of the Damned

Hosted by Matthew Dillon

6:30pm doors, 7pm show

$15 in advance, $15 at the doors

21 and over

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Church of the Damned

Church of the Damned

Church of the Damned! Step inside. This isn’t salvation—it’s confession with no absolution. A comedy show where we rip open our darkest secrets, the ones that’d get us excommunicated from heaven and laughed out of hell. Religious trauma? Check. Accidental cult membership? Sure. Started one on purpose? Even better.

We’re talking fire-and-brimstone childhoods, prayers that never got answered, and the kind of sins that keep you up at night. No redemption, no rules—just raw, gritty stories that burn going down.

This is Church of the Damned. Welcome to the reckoning. Where the only Devine comedy is the one we’re all living in.

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About Al's Den

Head downstairs at the Crystal Hotel to hang out in this venue named for Al Winter, Portland's 1940's gambling overlord. Enjoy a craft libation in this intimate, speakeasy-style space where live music and comedy fill the air.

Hours:
Wednesday & Thursday, 3-10pm
Friday & Saturday, 3pm-1am
Sunday, 3-10pm
Closed Monday & Tuesday

Happy Hour drinks served 11am-5pm
Happy Hour food served 2-5pm and 10pm-close
Late night happy hour on Friday & Saturday served 11pm-1am
(21 and over only after 5 pm)

Menus

Afternoon & Bar   Dinner   Late Night   Beverage   Sidewalk Cocktails

The menu features local ingredients, house-baked breads, desserts and pastries from the Crystal Bakery, a specialty cocktail menu and an affordable yet approachable wine list, while a well-trained waitstaff provides a comfortable and welcoming guest experience. No reservations are necessary; stop by for a quick business lunch, a pre-show drink or an evening date night.

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