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Friday, August 9, 2024

Awkward Sex - A one night stand(up) of hilariously embarrassing sex stories

6:30 pm doors, 7 pm show

$20 in advance, $20 at the door

21 and over

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Awkward Sex - A one night stand(up) of hilariously embarrassing sex stories

Awkward Sex - A one night stand(up) of hilariously embarrassing sex stories

Embarrassing oneself is never fun, but doing so naked pushes the pendulum to truly mortifying. These are the kinds of awkward, bumbled and fumbled stories smarter people would try to repress and pretend never happened, but thankfully we are comedians, so we are moronically opening up and exposing some of our most cringe-worthy intimate disasters for laughs!

Come (cum?? jk) for a night of wildy hilarious tales of naked tragedy, coitus gone calamitous, sexy time turned fully non-sexy...you get the picture. Don't worry, you won't need to use protection, the only thing you'll catch is gratitude that you weren't any of us onstage and had to live through these experiences. Strap in for some ruinous raunchiness for this one night only exclusive event, and no doubt an ego boost of your own!

Disclaimer: Explicit content warning. Everything on-stage will be NSFW but are simply "good natured" embarrassing.

 

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About Al's Den

Head downstairs at the Crystal Hotel to hang out in this venue named for Al Winter, Portland's 1940's gambling overlord. Enjoy a craft libation in this intimate, speakeasy-style space where live music and comedy fill the air.

Hours:
Wednesday & Thursday, 3-10pm
Friday & Saturday, 3pm-1am
Sunday, 3-10pm
Closed Monday & Tuesday

Happy Hour drinks served 11am-5pm
Happy Hour food served 2-5pm and 10pm-close
Late night happy hour on Friday & Saturday served 11pm-1am
(21 and over only after 5 pm)

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Afternoon & Bar   Dinner   Late Night   Beverage   Sidewalk Cocktails

The menu features local ingredients, house-baked breads, desserts and pastries from the Crystal Bakery, a specialty cocktail menu and an affordable yet approachable wine list, while a well-trained waitstaff provides a comfortable and welcoming guest experience. No reservations are necessary; stop by for a quick business lunch, a pre-show drink or an evening date night.

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Our Crystal Hotel and legendary Crystal Ballroom are just across the street from each other, each offering their own unique spaces for live music, Northwest style fare and McMenamins hand crafted beverages.  Explore these properties and all they have to offer. 

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