Church of the Damned! Step inside. This isn’t salvation—it’s confession with no absolution. A comedy show where we rip open our darkest secrets, the ones that’d get us excommunicated from heaven and laughed out of hell. Religious trauma? Check. Accidental cult membership? Sure. Started one on purpose? Even better.

We’re talking fire-and-brimstone childhoods, prayers that never got answered, and the kind of sins that keep you up at night. No redemption, no rules—just raw, gritty stories that burn going down.

This is Church of the Damned. Welcome to the reckoning. Where the only Devine comedy is the one we’re all living in.

Matty Dillon is a fast-rising comedian with a past as colorful as the punchlines they deliver. Though officially hitting the comedy scene just a year ago, they've been clowning around their entire life-sometimes in ways that landed them in trouble. A few run-ins with the law (and a couple memorable encounters with a taser) helped steer them toward a path where they could channel their chaos into something electrifying: comedy.

Now three years sober (but not always clean-bathing takes a backseat to the grind), they've found solace and purpose behind the mic, turning pain into punchlines and proving life isn't as serious as it seems. When they're not producing, performing, or promoting like a madman, they're hustling jokes straight from the gutter, serving up laughs like a seasoned dealer with a new batch.

It's an honor for them to bring their brand of scorched-earth comedy to McMenamins' legendary venues.